cell phone

[rulesofthewild]

Oh, it beeped. What the hell am I even supposed to say? I only got this because you told me to, no one said I had to record—

Comments

[myonlydefense]

You find a roomie?

[rulesofthewild]

I think so I need to talk to city hall thuogh to make sure

-malia

[myonlydefense]

Good! That's good. Who is it?

[rulesofthewild]

........I dont know how to spell her name

-malia

[myonlydefense]

Give it a shot! I wanna know who's sharing space with you.

You know you don't have to sign your texts, right?

[rulesofthewild]

She said her name was dinner is targeting I think

Dinner is

Denneris targeting

Denneris t a r g e r i n I hate this phone stilles why did you make me get it

-malia

[myonlydefense]

...you're roommates with DAENERYS TARGARYEN???????????

[rulesofthewild]

Thats her how do you know her

Also how do you make your words all tall like that

-malia

[myonlydefense]

She's... sort of on a show I used to watch?

Hit the arrow on the left side of the keyboard twice really fast.

Still don't have to sign your name.

[rulesofthewild]

OH OKAY IS THAT ONE OF THOSE THINGS I SHUOLDNT TELL HER

OKAY HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP

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[myonlydefense]

Yeah, that's one of the things you shouldn't tell her. Definitely. Don't tell anyone that you know who they are when you meet them. Good rule of thumb.

Hit the arrow again.

[rulesofthewild]

I might have told that pepper lady that I knew her from your comic books

[myonlydefense]

...it happens. I told Hermione. But hey, I bet Pepper Potts took that well.

[rulesofthewild]

Yes I think so we talked about all the diffrent types of places that come to here it was kind if interesting

[myonlydefense]

also, I didn't, but other me was smart as hell because that phone is AWESOME and you will thank me eventually.

[myonlydefense]

hey what are you doing tomorrow?

[rulesofthewild]

Um I'm not working because the resteraunt is closed I think I'm doing nothing why?

[myonlydefense]

and by tomorrow, i meant today

i'm gonna go to that thing up at the freaky snow lodge, bring some people, are you in?

[rulesofthewild]

Is there going to be food?

[myonlydefense]

I think you're supposed to go for the joy of being with friends, but probably.

[rulesofthewild]

Well sure that too but I'm hungry so its what I'm thinking about

[rulesofthewild]

Look I didn't sign my name I'm learning

[myonlydefense]

Hey

[rulesofthewild]

Hi stilles I'm not a boy anymore!

[myonlydefense]

I'm relieved :)

[rulesofthewild]

Me to I like my real body.

[myonlydefense]

I like your real body too.

[myonlydefense]

I don't mean that in a weird way

[rulesofthewild]

Why would it be wired we used to date before I got hear

[myonlydefense]

Yeah but we don't now.

Voicemail: Message received June 21st 2:32 AM

[latterdaysaint]

Oh, come on, you can't honestly be sleeping, too. I can understand Danny being asleep, because he's like seventy-two... or possibly dead, I'm not sure yet. I should arrange to have flowers sent... somewhere. His church, maybe? I'll figure it out. The point is you are not seventy-two. And you're a were-whatever. Aren't you supposed to be nocturnal or something? Which I'm completely fine with, by the way. The were-thingie stuff, I mean. Yeah, it freaked me out at first because of course the first girl I have even so much as a passing interest in is part woodland creature. That's just my life now. But I've thought about it and it's like... you have a built in Halloween costume. That's not weird, that's amazing! Now, that time you turned into a guy? That was just fuc--

Voicemail: Message received June 21st 2:35 AM

[latterdaysaint]

Why do these things keep cutting me off!? It's so rude.

What was I saying?

Uh.... Oh! Yeah, don't turn into a boy again. I like you-you, not boy-you, 'cause contrary to what Danny thinks I'm not gay. Not that what he thinks matters anymore. I really need order flowers... You think they're asleep, too? I should check.

Bye!