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malia tate ([personal profile] rulesofthewild) wrote2020-07-14 09:40 am

cell phone

Oh, it beeped. What the hell am I even supposed to say? I only got this because you told me to, no one said I had to record—
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[personal profile] myonlydefense 2014-10-17 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
You find a roomie?
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[personal profile] myonlydefense 2014-12-31 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
hey what are you doing tomorrow?
latterdaysaint: (There's a part three to The Bible Joe)

Voicemail: Message received June 21st 2:32 AM

[personal profile] latterdaysaint 2015-06-23 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, come on, you can't honestly be sleeping, too. I can understand Danny being asleep, because he's like seventy-two... or possibly dead, I'm not sure yet. I should arrange to have flowers sent... somewhere. His church, maybe? I'll figure it out. The point is you are not seventy-two. And you're a were-whatever. Aren't you supposed to be nocturnal or something? Which I'm completely fine with, by the way. The were-thingie stuff, I mean. Yeah, it freaked me out at first because of course the first girl I have even so much as a passing interest in is part woodland creature. That's just my life now. But I've thought about it and it's like... you have a built in Halloween costume. That's not weird, that's amazing! Now, that time you turned into a guy? That was just fuc--
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Voicemail: Message received June 21st 2:35 AM

[personal profile] latterdaysaint 2015-06-23 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do these things keep cutting me off!? It's so rude.

What was I saying?

Uh.... Oh! Yeah, don't turn into a boy again. I like you-you, not boy-you, 'cause contrary to what Danny thinks I'm not gay. Not that what he thinks matters anymore. I really need order flowers... You think they're asleep, too? I should check.

Bye!