"That... does sound terrible. Sorry again." Had he been sober when picking out said flower dog, hearing it referred to as 'creepy' might have made him feel bad. As it is, though, he's inclined to agree, and he hasn't even seen the thing in person.

"I'm not supposed to do a lot of things because I'm religious, but I'm pretty sure I shouldn't have done that just as a typically law abiding citizen. I don't even jaywalk!" No, instead, he'd skipped right to substance abuse. "I don't remember a lot. I guess there was something else in my drink other than the color flashing plastic ice cube."