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rulesofthewild) wrote2015-01-15 12:37 pm
rulesofthewild) wrote2015-01-15 12:37 pm
open to all: shopping is the worst
dated: January 15, 2015
The thing about being hungry all the time is that it means all of Malia's food is pretty much gone. Which is how she finds herself standing in the pasta aisle, trying to find something worth buying. She has a shopping cart, and all it has in it is a carton of eggs, a bottled water that she's drank half of, and a box of baking soda because the fridge has started to give off a weird odor.
Malia's pretty sure she's got exactly nothing she can use to make a meal, and she's not entirely sure where to continue from here.
She sighs. She wishes she had help. Malia's pretty sure that without some sort of intervention, she's just going to buy one of everything in the store and go from there, which she's rational enough to know that that's not a good idea.
So she pulls out her phone and punches out a text to one of her friends:
Grosseries are hard help this sucks
[ find Malia in any Target-like store of your choice, at a time when it's convenient for your pup to be there. Assume she sent you the text, or already be there shopping. She definitely needs help shopping in her stupid hungry boy body. ]
The thing about being hungry all the time is that it means all of Malia's food is pretty much gone. Which is how she finds herself standing in the pasta aisle, trying to find something worth buying. She has a shopping cart, and all it has in it is a carton of eggs, a bottled water that she's drank half of, and a box of baking soda because the fridge has started to give off a weird odor.
Malia's pretty sure she's got exactly nothing she can use to make a meal, and she's not entirely sure where to continue from here.
She sighs. She wishes she had help. Malia's pretty sure that without some sort of intervention, she's just going to buy one of everything in the store and go from there, which she's rational enough to know that that's not a good idea.
So she pulls out her phone and punches out a text to one of her friends:
Grosseries are hard help this sucks
[ find Malia in any Target-like store of your choice, at a time when it's convenient for your pup to be there. Assume she sent you the text, or already be there shopping. She definitely needs help shopping in her stupid hungry boy body. ]